Episodes
69. Who You Gonna Call?
Wrong number! Lewisville Police Officer Rachel Roberts shares hilarious stories about people calling the police for all the wrong reasons, the benefit of a resting happy face, and MORE! Welcome to Offbeat! The Light Side of L...
68. RIGHT IN THE BUTT
Wise County Sheriff's Deputies Chris Ratliff and Carter Savage share their wild and hilarious stories about proper taser probe placement, SWAT extractions, and why fences are not your friend. Plus more! Welcome to Offbeat! Th...
67. SUSPECT HIDE AND SEEK
Break out your fuzzy cuffs! Dallas Police Assistant Chief Jeremy Foy and Senior Cpl. Louis Pacheco share some of their wild stories about squad car sleeping etiquette, hide and seek with a suspect, and what's a DIRT MONSTER?!...
66. OVER THE TOP UNDERCOVER STORIES
You did WHAT?! Officers Jimmy Polyak and Brad Sims share hilarious stories about all the ways to bust working girls, dog CPR, how NOT to hitch a horse, and MORE! Welcome to Offbeat! The Light Side of Law Enforcement. Hosted b...
POLICE ACADEMY
Roll call! Officer Josh Vanbrunt and retired Officer Mitchell Ellis share hilarious stories about their REAL Police Academy (pull-ups, runs, and showers), unapproved ride-alongs, and MORE! Welcome to Offbeat! The Light Side o...
Emergency Management & PAINFUL LAUGHTER
Regional Emergency Management Coordinator Lauren Sanchez talks about her deployment to Kerr County for flood relief, her role as planning Director for the Dallas 911 Memorial stair climb, and LOTS OF LAUGHS about how to feed ...
A NAKED MAN RIDES A HORSE INTO A BAR
Unbelievable! Episode 63 is here, and it features Officer Rachel Roberts, former Officer Jeff Parkerson, and Lt. Phil Gingerella sharing stories about naked barebacking, a kangaroo traffic stop, and MORE! Welcome to Offbeat! ...
OLD LADY FIGHT CLUB
Donkeys, little people, punchy old women, and MORE! This 62nd episode has it ALL with Officer Brad Uptmore and retired Officer Ross Dobelbower. Welcome to Offbeat! The Light Side of Law Enforcement. Hosted by retired police o...
61. A BAG OF D***S
This 61st episode is full of surprises with Deputy Chris Ratliff and Deputy Steve Coyne sharing funny, wild, and true stories about a tiger on the loose, when drugs are body parts, a search warrant producing hard evidence, an...
60. BAD DECISIONS
This 60th episode is WILD with Fort Worth Police Lt. Kynrick Koralewski and Fort Worth Police Officer Marcus Mendoza sharing funny, wild, and true stories about Hooters wings NOT being an ideal pre-shift meal, how to make a m...
59. BEAVER ANYONE?
This 59th episode features Fort Worth Police Captain Robin Krouse sharing hilarious stories about freaky foot chases, surprising suspects, embarassing car trouble, and MORE! Welcome to Offbeat! The Light Side of Law Enforceme...
58. CAGED HEAT
This 58th episode is NO HOLDS BARRED with former Detention Sgt. Justin Patrick and Deputy Andrew Leonard sharing funny, wild, and true stories about making friends in jail, exhibitionist female inmates, a very curious cabana ...
57. Heifers Gone Wild
In this 57th episode, retired Sgt. Mark Vincent and retired Special Ranger Doug Hutchison share funny, wild, and true stories about cattle rustlers, working with family, dangerous cadets, and more! Welcome to Offbeat! The Lig...
56. Police Women Don't Fart
In this 56th episode, police officers Carolynn Gilmore and Jake Bouldin share funny, wild, and true stories about lost K9s, attic dwellers, arrest free zones, and more! Welcome to Offbeat! The Light Side of Law Enforcement. H...
55. Find My Snake
In this 55th episode, retired officers Jimmy Womack and Ricky Hale share stories about a female flasher, a horny K9, surprise snakes, and more! Welcome to Offbeat! The Light Side of Law Enforcement. Hosted by retired police o...
OFFBEAT 54 AUDIO
In this 54th episode, retired officers Pete and Angie Malik share hilarious stories about hooker cops, policing bikini models, chicken pranks, and more! These are funny, wild, and true police stories told by the cops who live...
53. AUSTRALIAN INVASION
We've been INVADED! From the New South Wales Police Force, Sgt. Tamara Weir and Detective Alex Burdett share hilarious police stories including British spy level driving skills, brothel bathroom observations, and MORE! Hosted...
52. A CAR FULL OF NUNS
Welcome to Offbeat! The Light Side of Law Enforcement. In this 52nd episode, Fort Worth Police Lt. Steve Myers shares hilarious stories about destroying a squad car, what NOT to give a suicidal person, how to respond to nun-compliant citizens, and...
51. STINK BOMBS AND K9 HUMPS
Welcome to Offbeat! The Light Side of Law Enforcement. In this 51st episode,
former Officer Steve Alexander and former officer and Air Marshall Jeff Parkerson share stories about stinky pranks, expendable rookies, a romantic story between a K9 and...
50. EPIC BEER RUN
Welcome to Offbeat! The Light Side of Law Enforcement. In this 50th episode, retired Chief Scott Roder and retired Corporal Pat Hannon share stories about a good robbery stop, bad timing with a flashbang, party crashing, and more!
Hosted by retired...
49. MAN VS MACHINE
Welcome to Offbeat! The Light Side of Law Enforcement. In this 49th episode, retired Detective Bob Allwardt and retired Deputy Constable Bonnie Watt share stories about a convenience store shootout, confiscating a Rolex, and more!
Hosted by retired...
48. BAD NEIGHBORS
Welcome to Offbeat! The Light Side of Law Enforcement. In this 48th episode, retired Dallas Police Sgt. and former Dallas Police Association President Mike Mata shares funny stories about trainees who can't drive, what happens when your neighbors show...
47. STRIPPERS AND PEE
Welcome to Offbeat! The Light Side of Law Enforcement. In this 47th episode, Fort Worth Police Sgt. Don Tatum tells us about drunk strippers ruining lunch, keeping urine off your pen, plus more, and we're joined by friends and sponsors Daniel and...
46. VINNIE MONTEZ
Welcome to Offbeat! The Light Side of Law Enforcement. In this 46th episode, we welcome Colorado Deputy and comedian Vinnie Montez. Vinnie share some of his funny stories in law enforcement like an old school roadside sobriety test, cop hobbies, and...