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Offbeat! The Light Side of Law Enforcement

Funny. Wild. And true. Offbeat police stories told by the officers who lived them.

Oct. 7, 2025

71. Pepe Le Pew Pew

Phew! Former Detention Sgt. Justin Patrick shares wild stories about romance, demons, and a skunk. Thankfully, not all at the same time. Plus more~! Welcome to Offbeat! The Light Side of Law Enforcement. Hosted by retired pol...

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Sept. 30, 2025

70. Sweet Thieves

Tasty! Police Officer and Congressional Candidate Brian Stahl shares hilarious stories on where NOT to use the bathroom, candy thieves, and MORE! Welcome to Offbeat! The Light Side of Law Enforcement. Hosted by retired police...

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Sept. 16, 2025

69. Who You Gonna Call?

Wrong number! Lewisville Police Officer Rachel Roberts shares hilarious stories about people calling the police for all the wrong reasons, the benefit of a resting happy face, and MORE! Welcome to Offbeat! The Light Side of L...

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Sept. 9, 2025

68. RIGHT IN THE BUTT

Wise County Sheriff's Deputies Chris Ratliff and Carter Savage share their wild and hilarious stories about proper taser probe placement, SWAT extractions, and why fences are not your friend. Plus more! Welcome to Offbeat! Th...

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Sept. 3, 2025

67. SUSPECT HIDE AND SEEK

Break out your fuzzy cuffs! Dallas Police Assistant Chief Jeremy Foy and Senior Cpl. Louis Pacheco share some of their wild stories about squad car sleeping etiquette, hide and seek with a suspect, and what's a DIRT MONSTER?!...

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Aug. 26, 2025

66. OVER THE TOP UNDERCOVER STORIES

You did WHAT?! Officers Jimmy Polyak and Brad Sims share hilarious stories about all the ways to bust working girls, dog CPR, how NOT to hitch a horse, and MORE! Welcome to Offbeat! The Light Side of Law Enforcement. Hosted b...

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