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Offbeat! The Light Side of Law Enforcement

Funny. Wild. And true. Offbeat police stories told by the officers who lived them.

June 24, 2025

58. CAGED HEAT

This 58th episode is NO HOLDS BARRED with former Detention Sgt. Justin Patrick and Deputy Andrew Leonard sharing funny, wild, and true stories about making friends in jail, exhibitionist female inmates, a very curious cabana ...

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June 17, 2025

57. Heifers Gone Wild

In this 57th episode, retired Sgt. Mark Vincent and retired Special Ranger Doug Hutchison share funny, wild, and true stories about cattle rustlers, working with family, dangerous cadets, and more! Welcome to Offbeat! The Lig...

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June 10, 2025

56. Police Women Don't Fart

In this 56th episode, police officers Carolynn Gilmore and Jake Bouldin share funny, wild, and true stories about lost K9s, attic dwellers, arrest free zones, and more! Welcome to Offbeat! The Light Side of Law Enforcement. H...

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June 3, 2025

55. Find My Snake

In this 55th episode, retired officers Jimmy Womack and Ricky Hale share stories about a female flasher, a horny K9, surprise snakes, and more! Welcome to Offbeat! The Light Side of Law Enforcement. Hosted by retired police o...

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May 27, 2025

OFFBEAT 54 AUDIO

In this 54th episode, retired officers Pete and Angie Malik share hilarious stories about hooker cops, policing bikini models, chicken pranks, and more! These are funny, wild, and true police stories told by the cops who live...

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May 13, 2025

53. AUSTRALIAN INVASION

We've been INVADED! From the New South Wales Police Force, Sgt. Tamara Weir and Detective Alex Burdett share hilarious police stories including British spy level driving skills, brothel bathroom observations, and MORE! Hosted...

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