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Offbeat! The Light Side of Law Enforcement

Funny. Wild. And true. Offbeat police stories told by the officers who lived them.

Aug. 26, 2025

66. OVER THE TOP UNDERCOVER STORIES

You did WHAT?! Officers Jimmy Polyak and Brad Sims share hilarious stories about all the ways to bust working girls, dog CPR, how NOT to hitch a horse, and MORE! Welcome to Offbeat! The Light Side of Law Enforcement. Hosted b...

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Aug. 19, 2025

POLICE ACADEMY

Roll call! Officer Josh Vanbrunt and retired Officer Mitchell Ellis share hilarious stories about their REAL Police Academy (pull-ups, runs, and showers), unapproved ride-alongs, and MORE! Welcome to Offbeat! The Light Side o...

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Aug. 12, 2025

Emergency Management & PAINFUL LAUGHTER

Regional Emergency Management Coordinator Lauren Sanchez talks about her deployment to Kerr County for flood relief, her role as planning Director for the Dallas 911 Memorial stair climb, and LOTS OF LAUGHS about how to feed ...

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Aug. 5, 2025

A NAKED MAN RIDES A HORSE INTO A BAR

Unbelievable! Episode 63 is here, and it features Officer Rachel Roberts, former Officer Jeff Parkerson, and Lt. Phil Gingerella sharing stories about naked barebacking, a kangaroo traffic stop, and MORE! Welcome to Offbeat! ...

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July 29, 2025

OLD LADY FIGHT CLUB

Donkeys, little people, punchy old women, and MORE! This 62nd episode has it ALL with Officer Brad Uptmore and retired Officer Ross Dobelbower. Welcome to Offbeat! The Light Side of Law Enforcement. Hosted by retired police o...

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July 23, 2025

61. A BAG OF D***S

This 61st episode is full of surprises with Deputy Chris Ratliff and Deputy Steve Coyne sharing funny, wild, and true stories about a tiger on the loose, when drugs are body parts, a search warrant producing hard evidence, an...

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